Spider eye

The growing popularity of women wearing too long, too heavy false eyelashes chronically causes this condition.

John didn’t know what color Trish’s eyes were due to her spider eye.

Sarah didn’t need sunglasses, her spider eye cut the glare.

by TrixieCarroll January 23, 2020

Spider

Eche

Eche is such a freaken spider

by Knowledge102 February 24, 2020

Spid

Two girls (Eleanor and Rosie) that try and mug you off. But haven’t got a clue what the really facts are!!

can’t google the correct word, WHAT A SPID!!

by UnableCracker February 25, 2020

spiddelig

dünn und von Fett triefend

Klara die alte Pommes ist mal wieder komplett spiddelig.

by boertels March 15, 2020

Soidy lloydy

Maths teacher at Kingscliff high school whose real name is mr Lloyd

Soidy lloydy sent me out of the classroom for 2 weeks

by FlossmanJr March 19, 2020

spider

THE MOST FUCKING TERRIFYING EIGHT-LEGGED THING EVER. NOTHING CAN TOP A SPIDER ON SCARIEST THING.

Wes: oh hey man, i love your new hou- OH GOD IS THAT A FUCKING SPIDER- HELL NO! **burns Rick's house down**
Rick: DUDE I JUST BOUGHT THIS HOUSE

by dontslapyourassthathard March 28, 2020

Spider

Creepy Crawly Death Dealers sometimes found inside homes or even on designs. Which can still be hella scary.

Logan: This room is literally covered in spider webs and yet, the curtains unsettle you?

Patton: Well, I literally don't see any spiders in those, Logan. These curtains are literally covered in them.

Roman: Why, those are just silly cartoons, they're not even realistic. But if need be, I will destroy them for you, Patton.

Patton: Thanks, but let's call them what they are, Roman.

Roman: Spider curtain-

Patton: Creepy Crawly Death Dealers.

Roman: Okay...

by Hillbilly_Leprechaun April 17, 2020