Spider Man

When you blow a nut in your hand and then whipping your hand out a window on some ones car.

(best to do at the top of an apartment building)

I was having sex and didn't want to blow a nut in her so I Spider man it.

by Bubba C. October 14, 2025

spider-chulo

A very handsome looking man who can use spider powers and succeed in fall guys

piero: Hey I just won fall mountain
Dylan: what a spider-chulo.

by lookhereifgay March 21, 2021

Dog Pet Spider

The result of spraying a spider with nature’s miracle advanced and it growing in size and getting cute

Damn, that’s a sweet dog pet spider. Does he like to go on walks?

by Junk lung February 22, 2021

Spider-Thyst

it’s the Y in spyder :3 made this for my friend :0

spyder-thyst
"WHO THE ---- IS SPIDER-THYST! The only "spider-thyst" i know is earth-2900's Spyder-Thyst"

by S0phie :3 January 18, 2024

Spider bloat

The act of shitting and pissing in a IV tube then shoving up someone’s nose just for them to drink.

Mom: dude, do your chores or you’ll get a beating
John: dude, watch your ass or Ima give you a spider bloat

by Ieywgekeoeye April 29, 2021

Spider eye

The growing popularity of women wearing too long, too heavy false eyelashes chronically causes this condition.

John didn’t know what color Trish’s eyes were due to her spider eye.

Sarah didn’t need sunglasses, her spider eye cut the glare.

by TrixieCarroll January 23, 2020

The Spider Gang Effect

Releasing some of the best music of all time, and immediately after dropping the biggest piece of horseshit music you’ve ever heard.

Wow, Lil Darkie’s new album “USD” is fucking horrible! Yet another example of The Spider Gang Effect

by toejam08 August 17, 2025