selective syndrome

Selective schools are schools where certain 6th graders are chosen based on their selective test results. During their time in a selective school, they may suffer 'selective syndrome' which is when they loose their state of intellectuality (sometimes go insane, similar to being high/drunk) and become, what mainstream people call, 'normal' students.

"Hey Janice, what happened to Carol over there. She looks a bit unstable"
"Oh don't worry about her, she's got selective syndrome. It'll wear off sooner or later, hopefully"
"Well I hope it does since we have a maths test next period"

by im.notgay May 10, 2019

Gamehopping Syndrome

The act of hopping between numerous games constantly because there is no definitive "good game" out currently

Q: 2019 is a bust, I think I have Gamehopping Syndrome

A: Ya all these games suck, wish something good would come out

by ArmA Serious May 24, 2019

McDown Syndrome

A person supposedly so liberal and open minded, their emotions are retarded when they fail to see your point of view.

Jason thinks he is so liberal until you disagree with his views, and he starts to scream and berate you. He definitely suffers from McDown Syndrome.

by azbankr October 2, 2019

Carnegie Syndrome

When the rich try to buy back their reputations by donating large amounts of money publicly.

Bob fracked for oil in our community until we had sink holes, then he donated money to build a stadium with his name on it, it’s the definition of Carnegie Syndrome.

by Beautybind October 13, 2019

Jameskii Syndrome

When you have to become quiet after usually 10 pm or you will get noise complaints.

Guy 1: Bro why are you muted in VC?
Guy 2: bro i can't, i got Jameskii Syndrome

by SaltyVEVO September 4, 2019

Prii Syndrome

When someone gives you Prii Syndrome you will get a Prius faster than lightning.

Oh shit that guy gave me Prii Syndrome
*RUNS TO THE NEAREST TOYOTA*

GAVIN!!

by Gaviiiiiin December 27, 2017

stanford syndrome

When somebody gets into Stanford (or other similar institution) and constantly brings up that fact despite still being a prefrosh. Affects only a few admits, but those who have it quickly reach extreme stages.

Sam: "Yo it's so damn cold out here it feels like my balls are gonna fall off or something"
Ben: "... I'm just imagining how warm it's gonna be at Stanford next year"
Sam: "Fuck you Ben, somebody needs a cure for your Stanford Syndrome"

by JeffChaucer April 2, 2017