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69 Syndrome 

69 syndrome is a condition where people unironically find the number 69 everywhere. This is a prime symptom for a chronic disease called ligma thats was first discovered when Richard Tyler 'Ninja' Blevins completed a fortnite challenge where he had to ligma balls.
Mr. Joe, You have been diagnosed with the 69 syndrome.

Joel David Pereira sees the number 69 everywhere, I think he has the 69 syndrome.
69 Syndrome by Multilord January 15, 2022
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Inmotion Syndrome 

Syndrome of buying a inmotion, and later realizing it was a bad idea.

e.g wheel falling apart, screaming at you, needing service without a reason, tiltbacking.
Ur experiencing inmotion syndrome.

Biggielous Syndrome 

If you are above 300 pounds you have Biggielous Syndrome.
Garfield: Feed me, Jombathan. I require the lasagion.
Jon: Garfield you fat piece of shit. You have Biggielous Syndrome, I will put you down with a shotgun like Odie.

Matrix Multimedia Syndrome

A story in which mediums such as video games, and animated series, comic books, and novels are required to create a full cohesive story of a movie or TV series
Franchises that follow Matrix Multimedia Syndrome are:

Chronicles of Riddick

The Matrix

24

Alias

X-Files

shattered finger syndrome 

Also known as SFS, Shattered Finger Syndrome is a disease your friends and relatives get that prevents them from being able to respond to your IMs and emails.
You: Hey
Friend: ...
You (2 hours later): Hello?
Friend: ...
You (48 hours later): Wtf, are you dead? You aren't idle.
Friend: ...
You: Oh shit, you have Shattered Finger Syndrome! I'll have to call the police! I only pray I'm not too late...

Overdue Death Syndrome 

What all walking corpses, ghouls, revenants etc. suffer from. It is known to strike with pandemic effect when there is no more room in hell, and St. Peter is keeping those pearly, pearly gates closed.
God fucking damn it! It looks hell is fucking full again, now Overdue Death Syndrome will be fucking rife. *Is eaten by recenly *Deceased* mother.*

Same Song Syndrome 

A disorder, very common in pop bands. Which causes their songs to resemble each other.
A: Which song is this?
B: I dunno they have Same Song Syndrome