rubbin' the mic

The process by where just after making shower babies, grab your semi-erect tool like a mic and vigorously rub the head with your free soapy hand until the point you get real weak behind the knees and begin to piss uncontrollably.

Today is my birthday so I treated myself by rubbin' the mic.

by trobian February 8, 2009

Rubbishface

a silly but really sweet person

Asim, you're such a rubbishface

by legallybrunette1 April 29, 2009

rubaway

A man who claims heterosexuality, but is clearly only a back-rub away from sleeping with his gay friend.

Scott insisted he was straight, but after a few beers and a back-rub he totally let me hit that. He's a total rubaway.

Most fags secretly wish that their straight friends were rubaways.

by oryaknownot August 30, 2009

rubber up

to put on a condom before (anal) intercourse.

verb. Primarily British gay usage.

"I stopped to rubber up before I fucked Jimmy in the arse."

"Guys who bareback don't rubber up."

by stsebastian November 18, 2009

Rube Job

When a hillbilly gets head.

Hillbilly: Hey Baby You gawna give me a head tonight.
Hot girl: 1 Rube Job coming up.

by helifart223234 November 20, 2009

Rubber Fireman

Safe sex method that lets you have sex with a girl of questionable morals. It involves putting on a condom, dipping it in hot sauce, and then putting on a second condom. This way if the outer condom breaks she'll know and if the inner one breaks, you'll know.

Did you bang Sarah last night? Yeah I had to use the Rubber Fireman.

by W K Enterprises January 28, 2011

Rubber Leggin'

A term used to describe a person who has become so drunk that their legs have turned to rubber and are no longer functioning correctly. Often times, this person simply cannot walk.

"Abby--you rubber leggin' yet?"

"Did you see Kelsey rubber leggin' last night at the cactus?"

by KAEBLBSYEY ACNOGXEL March 7, 2011