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Reservoir

A word used to describe something that is looking good, attractive, sexy, classy or any other adjective of sight with a positive connotation. Although this word originated as a noun for a body of water, it evolved into an adjective because it sounds too much like one not to be.
Hey girl, you're looking rather reservoir today ;)

The party was so reservoir, there were celebrities everywhere in gowns.
by feedmysoul November 13, 2011
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Robert The Bruce

The first Australian King of Scotland,No seriously he was a bad ass mother, who eventually took his head from out his own ass,and inspired by William Wallace(an even badder mother)and an unnamed spider! decided to kick the shit out the English HOORAY!!(Huge Roar From All Over The World Except England) Defeating Edward II of England ,Secured Scotlands Independence at the battle of Bannockburn 1314.Sadly many modern Scots forget this and like to keep voting for the Westminster based Labour Party or LibDems and some even Defy Logic Still and like the Tories.So all in all King Robert's Heroic Efforts were Sadly in vain!
English Troops:Run Lads It's Robert The Bruce We are Doomed!
Never mind chaps we will have those scotch twats in our pockets 700 years from now HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA (Evil Grin)

''When will we see their likes again?''
by william the wallace March 15, 2006
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Robert:I am armorized
Me:Shut up u stupid faggot
by Jeffs a faggot July 15, 2008
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Reserection

When you're very drunk and engage in intercourse, the times that you happen to lose your erection, and then either something is done to cause it, or it just magically reserects.
(Drunk couple that just recently returned home) -
Jim: "Brooke, don't be sad anymore! Luckily, you're so hot you just gave me a reserection."

OR

Mike: "Babe, I'm so sorry, I can't get hard again..."
Jen: "Can I do something to reserect you?"
Mike: "This is possible."

OR

Jesus: "This is so good, I feel reserected."
by blunts all day May 21, 2011
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off the reservation

A term sometimes used when a made man in the mafia kills another made man without the permission of his superiors.

A term sometimes used when agents in a spy agency, such as the CIA, go on unathorised assignments.
The Sopranos: "Tony B went off the reservation and wacked Billy Leotardo."

Spy Game: "If you go off the reservation, I will not come after you..."
by Fablo December 26, 2008
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His name is Robert Paulson

It's a memorable quote from "Fight Club", a great movie from 1999 that cause a lot of people to get their ass kicked frequently, usually by friends.

An unofficial anthem for the sadists (Someone who loves inflicting pain on others) as well as the unwritten bible for the masochists who love inflicting pain on themselves.
Sadist Yo man, his name is Robert Paulson *Sucker punches his best friend, knocking out 3 of his teeth, then they share a blunt while they reminisce about other fun stuff...

Masochist *screams out* His name is Robert Paulson, I wish mine was too *punches self in face knocking out 3 teeth, then lights a blunt only to put it out on his arm, while reminiscing about the other fun stuff.
by SCWIDVICIOUS December 30, 2011
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Julia roberts

by Zenzirouj October 21, 2003
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