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Robert

best napoleon impersonator. best baked beans in england. love my family xoxo
"OH my! Its Robert! He makes the best baked beans in the whole of the united kingdom!"
by pinkpineappleomglmao May 23, 2024
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Robert

A person who always considers themselves trustworthy, reliable and a standup gentleman. They are rarely many of these things, they are so forgetful, they would leave their head at home, if it wasn't for the work pass around their neck!
D: Hi good morning, how are you today?
Robert: "oh no! i forgot my head and pass at home"
D: Classic Robert
by Bert1357 October 13, 2020
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robert longland

Just looking at a Robert Longland gets all the ladies wet and all the men erections, just the sheer size of his BBC can rival a horse
I wish I was as black as Robert Longland
by Yes7771w April 26, 2021
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Robert Fico

Ah shit, here we go again. Fico is the prime minister of Slovakia.
Slovak citizen #1: Robert Fico is prime minister for the fourth time, kurva.
Slovak citizen #2: Do piče! Has our nation learned nothing?
Slovak citizen #1: Yup. We can blame the lazy kokoti who didn't vote and are now protesting, ironically enough.
by Dubious.Life February 26, 2024
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Sam Roberts

The most handsome man ever. The sweetest man in the whole world. He’s precious, he’s kind, he’s caring, he’s compassionate, he’s loving. He’s the perfect man. He is a great boyfriend, husband, and father. He is an angel from heaven.
by blondivitis March 5, 2025
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Cole Jacob Berry Roberts

Master Cole J.B Roberts, is a young actor from Manchester. His current agent is Ology Kids Casting and he has featured roles as Oliver Twist in the performance of Oliver at The Stockport Plaza produced by Romiley Operatic Society. Cole has also took on roles as an extra in the British soap Coronation Street. But his main acting job which has been the highlight of his youth acting carrier would be his featured role in Scott and Bailey in 2018 where his performance won him 3 Nodas (National Operatic And Dramatic Association). And last of all Cole J.B Roberts’s current net worth stands at around £13,000.
I met Cole Jacob Berry Roberts
by young.actors124 June 9, 2020
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Robert

A gay ass faggot that uses roblox hacks and complains on the internet that his dad left him. All while on a discord call with his friends.
Stop being such a Robert.
by fartheadpeebutt January 29, 2020
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