riding dirty

Not takeing a shower for 3 days, and rolling up to Taco Bell.
And if the "PO PO" is behind you waiting in the drive thru, then he's trying to catch you rideing dirty.

Taco bell employee: "Here is your ultima...*cough ...Oh god sir what is that smell?"

You: "Don't try to catch me riding dirty... Gimme my chalupa slut"

Then you ghost ride out the dirve thru..

by A-TEAM June 11, 2006

Riding dirty

Continuing one's activities after having defecated without wiping one's anus. In other terms, not wiping yo' ass after shitting

Gangsta: Yo, man, he was riding dirty all night last night.
Homedawg: Yeah, man. That must explain why he smell like crap.

by Ward8 June 11, 2006

Ride the Tiger

The exponential increase in psychedelic consciousness after ingesting a hallucinogenic drug. Once arriving at the climax of the trip, the initial "riding of the tiger" has ended.

"Hey Mike, do you have those shrooms?" Mike- "In my belly.".... "I'm ready to ride the tiger."

by DenimDaryl March 1, 2013

riding shotgun

Having cowboy/cowgirl sex with a girl whose "paw" would likely make you marry her at da barrel of a thirty-aught-six side-by-side if he found out.

Hey, if you wanna risk having a roll in da hay with a hot-bodied farmer's daughter, knock yourself out, but just bear in mind dat you might likely be "riding shotgun", especially if you get said lovely damsel preggo --- remember, da cuter/sweeter da angelic-faced girl is, da more fiercely-protective her "paw" is likely to be.

by QuacksO February 21, 2023

Dappled ride

1. To have sex with a woman who's body is covered with frickles or in other words who is dappled.
2. A woman who's body is covered in frickles or in other words is dappled.

1. I got a dappled ride for tonight.
2. Look at that hot dappled ride.

by Deep blue 2012 December 10, 2009

Swish Ride

When one goes on a car ride with a pack of Swisher Sweet Cigars. It also involves having the music of your choice playing entirely too loud.

"Dude, you wanna go on a swish ride and listen to the new Angels album?"

"I need to clear my head and go on a swish ride."

by 30Wrecker February 24, 2010

Pie-Ride

Having sexual realtions with a lovely classy lady on her period.

Eric: "hey, you fancying a good ole shag tonight?"
Chelsea: "but im on my p-eriod"
Eric: "so I see that we might have to go down the dirt path tonight"
Chelsea: "Might I suggest we just go straight for a good pie-ride?"
Eric: "that sounds quite lovely"

by Captain Four Strings March 2, 2011