queef

The better version of the fart.

Mom: I did a queef
Me: What?
Mom: A vagina fart
Me: *dies of laughter*

queef ass fuck bitch

by Ha that’s funny October 11, 2020

Queef

Female fart

Queef on my sandwich.

by Kenton Makings October 28, 2018

Quebec Queef

That thing Québécois people do with their mouths when they’re angry after finishing a sentence. It’s a quick puff of air exhaled through pursed lips, kind of like farting with your mouth as seen in the show Letterkenny.

“Woah dude, Étienne was really pissed at that Leafs fan! He even did a Quebec queef and everything.”

by H0useHippo3000 July 15, 2024

queef

when you fart and shit comes out your vag.

"yo? did u just queef? damnnnn girl that shit stinks!"

by joemamawama December 6, 2021

finger queef

Two sweaty moist palms become in contact and make a sensation relating most to a queef

Me and John were holding hands when suddenly we finger queefed

by Jmurphy928 January 10, 2018

Mouth queef

The act of air leaving your mouth with a audible noise

After chugging a liter of cola I felt the urge to mouth queef.

by Xanthern November 19, 2018

queef chapel

Queef chappel , the ladies lady oyster after being slammed by the salami, then it automatically starts to play the trumpet 🎺

Pumped this chick in the queef chapel so hard last night that she sounded like a trumpet player afterwards. toot Toot

by STUBENDER April 28, 2022