queef thief

A phrase used to indicate to your lesbian friend that she is "cockblocking" you.

"Damn Danny, I heard you tell her I'm butch, but you know that's not true. Why you gotta be a queef thief like that!"

by Joe Dirtykid August 11, 2016

lube-queef

The result of being DP'd with too much lube, and air gets trapped in the orifice. In males, farting can also contribute to this afterwards.

Lube-queefah: Grrrl, I just had deh trash banged outta me, den I has ta go. My shorts is all sloshy wit lube-queef and I'm outside yo place, can I use yo shower? I din' get a chance ta get all dis lube outta me and I sharted all over my shorts.
Host: You farted lube all over your undies after getting gang banged? Hot! I gotta see this.

by Sperloid January 15, 2018

Queef sweat

When your girl queefs so much that her cat starts sweating and smells like fish.

"Why did she queef sweat herself? no oh my god"

by Sloppy joes January 25, 2017

radioactive queef

Much like a normal queef , but with a rotten quality that will make your hair fall out.

Did you see Joe shaved his head?

No, are you sure Brenda didn't let out a radioactive queef?

by XaNaX_Daquri February 4, 2017

Queef

When a pussy let’s out a loud satisfying noise as the penis enters the vagina

When I stuck my taliiwacker in her she queefed

by Choppak6 October 16, 2019

Cornedbeef Queef

Popping out a tin of cornedbeef amidst a queef attack.

Damn Ffion, you know how to rock a cornedbeef queef.

By the way.. Thank Jackie for the pasties.

by Non-Duality Natalii October 20, 2019

Queef

a fart that comes straight out of the pussy

John: hey bro who farted
Jenny: sorry bruh i just had a queef

by fortniteSUX69420 October 31, 2019