Purple Headed hammer of justice

The gavel by which all women are judged. Women are declared either guilty(hot) or case dismissed(minger). Once you have decided on their fate, women are sentenced by the purple headed hammer of justice.

'what is your verdict on kath?'
'GUILTY!!!! I would like to sentence her with my purple headed hammer of justice!!!11one'

by Garry the Gavel October 15, 2006

purple jizz

Purple jizz is that purple stuff in your friend's "peanut butter and jelly sammich."
It has no harmful effects, and it takes like jelly, but it is purple jizz.
purple jizz is also one-upped by rainbow jizz.

Megan:"Anyone want my peanut butter and jelly sammich?
John:"I'm not in the mood for purple jizz today."

by dinosaursgorawr March 9, 2008

purple

A mix of Robitussin Maximum Strength cough syrup with juice, generally fruit punch, to make a drink called "purple." It is the beverage of choice for club-going southern rappers such as Paul Wall and the Three 6 Mafia.

The addition of ground codeine tablets transforms "purple" into "syzurp," "sizzurp" or "syrup."

Alternatively, Sprite may be used instead of juice.

"So purple, p-purple, p-purple and swallow it down with
the yurple, yurple, yurple
It's goin dowwwwwn"
--DJ Paul in Three Six Mafia - Gotta Stay High

"Cock the 4, hold the duce
Mix the sprite made a juice
Prepare to lean off that codeine
Prescription call it syrup gettin ya loose"
--Jim Jones - What You Been Drankin On

by DJ rc294 feat. Buff Waks December 28, 2005

purple nurple

A potent varity of marajuana which displays purple 'hairs'

I just scored me some purple nurple

by Tribaldragon73 September 29, 2005

purple helmet warrior

a tall and proud thing of massive dignity, wears the helmet of the Nazi's in WWII only purple without the spike(so it can be put to good use without the pain)

James likes to fuck with the purple helmet warrior

by Colored Monkeys August 18, 2003

purple cooter

The Vagina of a black woman

"damn, look at Shemika's Purple Cooter. That shit reeks"

by scarface January 17, 2005

Purple Monster

The african vagina, characterized by it's purple coloration. The purple monster tends to be much better summed up by the phrase "large and in charge" than the boring pink vagina of a white woman.

Billy had the jungle fever real bad last night; he couldn't get enough of that purple monster.

by Bretttt March 10, 2008