Every pet owner or animal carer has one thing in common – pet POOP. A Poop Group is a group, community or collective of pet owners, pet lovers, animal lovers and animal carers who come together to share their stories, knowledge and experiences of their pets or animals.
Dog owner 1 – “I really need some advice on how to train my pet Alsatian but I don’t know where to go for real life experiences from real pet owners”.
Dog owner 2 – “You should join a Poop Group community on social media and learn what you need to know”.
Dog owner 2 – “You should join a Poop Group community on social media and learn what you need to know”.
by Poop Group HQ April 16, 2017
Get the Poop Group mug.When you love to poop so much that you pinch it off so that you can poop several times a day.
When you're at work and you love pooping on the clock so you make the most of it by spacing your poops out through the day.
When you're at work and you love pooping on the clock so you make the most of it by spacing your poops out through the day.
Greg: Jeez Cortney you've gone to the bathroom like six times today!
Cortney: Mind your business Greg I'm micro pooping!
Cortney: Mind your business Greg I'm micro pooping!
by LoveMuscle69 June 1, 2017
Get the Micro Pooping mug.Poop Balancing is a fine art. It involves trying to balance your poop vertically like a little tower as you take a shit. The balancer is NOT limited to a specific surface. The beatiful thing about poop balancing is that it can be performed both indoor and outdoor at your leisure.
Betty: Eric why are there towers of poop all over the countertops and living room floor!
Eric: I am poop balancing sweetheart....
Eric: I am poop balancing sweetheart....
by iHateWindstream May 9, 2018
Get the Poop Balancing mug.Jackson: today, I just had a minty poop
Michael: NO FUCKING WAY. HOW DID THOSE MINTS MAKE YOU POOP?!?!?
Michael: NO FUCKING WAY. HOW DID THOSE MINTS MAKE YOU POOP?!?!?
by A_Formal_Fart November 10, 2020
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Get the Golden Poop mug.Dried bits of poo left on and around the butthole, formed as a direct result of waiting to long to wipe. Aforementioned "crusties" generally begin to form 10 or more minutes after final defecation (a.k.a. grand finale) has occurred.
Note: Flatulence exacerbates said condition as it tends to promote drying. Drying time dependent on velocity of flatulence, body temperature, external humidity, and PSI.
Note: Flatulence exacerbates said condition as it tends to promote drying. Drying time dependent on velocity of flatulence, body temperature, external humidity, and PSI.
"Kind sir, I seem to have run out of TP. Could you assist me before I develop poop crusties"
"The recent Polly Shore article in the Times caused me to loose track of time, the result was a great deal of uncomfortable poop crusties."
This florida humidity is awesome, 30 minutes and still no poop crusties.
"The recent Polly Shore article in the Times caused me to loose track of time, the result was a great deal of uncomfortable poop crusties."
This florida humidity is awesome, 30 minutes and still no poop crusties.
by Shouse March 19, 2008
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