palshctib

a backhanded bitchslap

bitch if you dont come over here and blow me right now i'll palshctib you so hard that your mom will feel it. Slut!

by maan August 18, 2006

pallywhacker

slang term for penis

I pulled my pallywhacker out and slapped that hoe in her face with it.

by Justin P. M. August 21, 2007

palm civet

A catlike critter that lives in Indonesia. The only reason anyone has ever heard of the damned things is that they eat coffee beans then shit them out. The shit-beans are used to make Kopi Lewak, a super expensive coffee that only a shit eating moron would touch.

You mean they make coffee out of palm civet shit? What the fuck?

by Promethean Sky March 20, 2008

palmsdale

v. the act of getting your palm and going to town on your penis. This "going to town" on your cock is a pleasurable experience. This usually leads to an orgasm.

Dude I saw the best mo'fuckin porno last night i went to palmsdale with that shit on man!

by samyeaboy April 27, 2009

Palminate

To have your ass kicked for looking at one's ass.

Jeff is gonna palminate you if you don't stop looking at my ass.

by SBtheRealDeal October 8, 2009

Palmbrella

When you hold your cigarette with your thumb and your pointer finger towards your wrist, your palm acts as an umbrella. Only use this technique when it's raining.

Dude, you need to use your palmbrella before you're cigarette gets soaked!

by Poolshark87 January 14, 2010

Palmeresque

Origin: Derived from Cincinnati Bengals Quarterback Carson Palmer's performance during the 2010-2011 NFL season.

1) (a person or behavior) full confusion and bewilderment

2) Failing at the worst possible time.

3) Failing spectacularly at the end.

4) Rapid regression.

5) (a person or thing) with all the tools to succeed, but continually falls short time and time again.

Bill: Wow, Tom just did it AGAIN -- He's been talking to that girl all night, but just as she was about to give him her number, he spilled his beer all over her boobs. She looks stunned and is walking away -- I think Tom's crying.

Harry: Yes, it's pathetic. Palmeresque, even.

by sb7 December 8, 2010