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Oliver

SExy white male who attracts any female to come apon his presents. he always has sexy hair and has a huge shlong. Im talking 50 inches soft and over 70 hard. he is the sexiest and most hot make u will ever meet. because he is so sexy and always had a huge dick his one tiny midget chunky friend always tries to make fun of him but because oliver is such a giga chad the words bounce off of him. he is also a very tall and skilled athlete and attracts the hottest of women.
girl 1: Omg, have u seen oliver the new kid
girls2: yessss, he is so sexy and tall i just want to bang him
girl1: omg yes his ick is so massive toooooo
girl2:ikr!
by sexy giga chad May 30, 2022
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cunt oliver

"cunt Oliver just dogged the boys again"
"what did you expect, he does it all the time cunt"
by dont dog the boys September 26, 2019
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Oliver

Oliver commonly called giga or chad he is the most giga male of all time he has once bench pressed 3 pounds
Oliver is the most giga male to ever live
by dekugigarex August 20, 2022
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Oliver

The coolest guy ever everybody loves him. Biggest cock in the world. Balls of steel.
Oliver is super cool.
by Nicholas Deo February 17, 2022
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Oliver's Balls and Penis

Oliver's balls are sub-atomic, bitsy, bitty, infinitesimal, itty-bitty (or itsy-bitsy), little bitty, microminiature, microscopic (also microscopical), miniature, minuscule, minute, teensy, teensy-weensy, teeny, teeny-weeny, wee, weeny (also weensy). His penis is the size of a ant and his ego is the size of an elephant. He always talks about how big his penis is and how many bitches he has even when it isn't relevant. he also is Fat AF.
Sasha: "Did Oliver stop talking about Oliver's Balls and Penis yet?"
by deezerthe geezer May 24, 2022
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Oliver

The weirdest man I have ever met, with the most contagious smile that lights up the room. He is extremely attractive inside and out.

A complete social media influencer, and a brilliant storyteller with excellent creativity. Oliver will make your heart melt and enchant you with his amazing vocals, and soul touching guitar skills. Oh, just wait until you experience his cooking skills too.

Being around him makes you feel like you are living the dream, and he will always make you smile from ear to ear, whilst also making you feel amazing around him.

He seems to be the absolute dream man.
Oliver is everything.

Everything?

He everything anyone could ever want in a man.
by Sugarbumplum February 12, 2024
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