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One Direction

One Direction are a British-Irish boy band formed in London during the 2010 series of the 'X-Factor', consisting of members Niall Horan, Zayn Malik, Liam Payne, Harry Styles and Louis Tomlinson.

They are popular among pre-teen girls and like to take their shirts off. Even though their entire fanbase is under the age of 15, they still like to sing about sex and how they all like Penis. There has been numerous reports (all with legit evidence, such as a picture of the 5 in bed together) claiming their almost certain Homosexuality.

Despite this they have a rabid fanbase of purely female tweens that admire the band solely for their looks. There really is no way they could actually 'enjoy' the music produced by their combined rectum.
Fangirl1: I LOVE U HARRY STYLES!!!11<3

Fangirl2: they arnt gay they have gfs ur just jelous so stfu

Fangirl3: I <3 THEM SOOOO MUCH :DDD

Fangirl4: ONE DIRECTION 4 LYF <333333

Me: I would face palm at the terrible grammar and general personalities that seems to go hand in hand with 'Directioners', but I fear I may get my hand stuck in the back of my cranium.
by Non-Fangirl Chloe August 12, 2012
mugGet the One Directionmug.

let one

Hey, dude, didja let one just a moment ago? Man, I could smell your cheezer a mile away!
by pentozali August 28, 2006
mugGet the let onemug.

One Direction

Another one of those crappy pop bands with all boys. While guys think they look gay, girls, for some reason love their looks. Their music, like most music today, is low quality crap that dominates the airwaves. Luckily, they will be forgotten in a year or two, and replaced by other mainstream crap.
Who's One Direction? Must be another one of those terrible bands that teenage girls love. When will music be good again?
by TheMan4747 September 2, 2012
mugGet the One Directionmug.

One liner

To verbally rip someone apart using only a phrase or sentence.
That guy though he was the shit til I dropped a little one liner on him infront of his girl.
by Dan Hunnewell November 30, 2004
mugGet the One linermug.

Xbox One

This thing will be a failure. It requires you to connect to the Internet once every 24 hours in order to play games. Kinect is required for it to work. You have to pay a fee to play used games. Games have to be installed in order to play and it has a hard drive that holds a mere 500 GB. It was officially announced in a live stream on May 21st, 2013.
I was going to buy the new Xbox, but I changed my mind when I saw the Xbox One announcement.
by NewsReporter May 21, 2013
mugGet the Xbox Onemug.

Dose One

by Anonymous September 29, 2003
mugGet the Dose Onemug.

One Erection

When you fuck a virgin to the hit song "What Makes You Beautiful" by the British boyband One Direction.
"Last night I gave a girl the One Erection in my car."
by Nancy_Grace March 22, 2015
mugGet the One Erectionmug.

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