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Retard crap

The act of a retard pooping themselves and smearing it
Oh damn John just retard crap
by Funcky John June 22, 2022
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Crap

A pile of turds or crap.
That is some huge crap!
by WordMasterMan April 21, 2020
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Crap shoot

An evolution of the word crap chute; English slang for the ceramic toilet. Only in today’s case it is often referred to flushing money on games of chance.
Sexual reproduction is nothing more than a genetic crap shoot.
by Oshra October 13, 2018
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crap

by elaboratescanner04 October 11, 2023
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Crap Doodle

noun a small child who is a little obnoxious shit/ a person who’s about to see dis foot up that ass😇
I swear the little crap doodle is so smart she’ll probably try to sneak into my phone to see who I’m talking to and just be traumatized by all the shit I say in here
by Alex Rogers-Barnes October 5, 2021
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Crap-struck

Like lightning-struck but with crap (i.e. unsatisfactory)
However, unlike lighting, crap often does strike twice in the same place.
Guy1: You know last year's crap-struck disco party we went to?
Guy2: Yeah it really sucked!
by Raffik November 3, 2007
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Over this crap

An exclamation of wanting to be rid of a problem or situation. Can be used as a 1st or third person expression.
1st person: My car battery just died after getting it from the shop, I am so friggin over this crap!

3rd person: Stacy's kid is always sick, she is so ready to be over with this crap.
by SaphirePhil January 16, 2019
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