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A monke never gives up on a good banana

When a primate knows that the primate they most desire is a good one, they fight for it, and ensure both primates have the chance at happiness and sharing the banana.
A very silly monke messed up badly and lost his favourite banana, but he couldn't give up...he made himself better and eventually was reunited with his prize banana and made sure he never did anything so silly again...a monke never gives up on a good banana
by A very silly monke July 29, 2021
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holding on to neverland

griefing; hold on to something thats already over or can't be fixed / gone back to.
are you over her or are you still "holding on to neverland"?
by snap ~ Savage_21212ty1 July 30, 2021
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I've never killed a man

If someone says this, they most definitely have killed a man.
"I've never killed a man."
"That's fucking cap."
by Dumb Bitch Juice Addict July 31, 2021
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an expression used by fall out boy fans, mostly when in distress. originating from a lyric in the song (coffee's for closers) from the album folie a deux. variations include "i wont ever believe in anything again" and "i will never believe in anything ever again", depending on the severity of the situation.
FOB fan: *is upset because they found out that the person they're crushing on is straight*
FOB fan: i will never believe in anything again
Friend: just finish writing your essay bro its due tommorow
by rita.mmm.r September 21, 2021
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said am never lacking

Am always with the strapped
Am always with the gang and those who will protect me
‘Said am never lacking’ was pop smoke’s anthem
by Alltime_padmore May 11, 2022
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The Shaken Neverland (TSN)

A book about gay orphans fighting demons and doing crime. 0/10 do not read.
Person A: have you read The Shaken Neverland (TSN) ?
Person B: yes, I hated it
by Theshakenneverland May 14, 2022
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An Escalator Can Never Break

An underrated (and very true) joke by comedian Mitch Hedberg (1968-2005).
An escalator can never break - it can only become stairs.
by Ubeenbamboozledson May 23, 2022
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