an expression used by fall out boy fans, mostly when in distress. originating from a lyric in the song (coffee's for closers) from the album folie a deux. variations include "i wont ever believe in anything again" and "i will never believe in anything ever again", depending on the severity of the situation.
FOB fan: *is upset because they found out that the person they're crushing on is straight*
FOB fan: i will never believe in anything again
Friend: just finish writing your essay bro its due tommorow
FOB fan: i will never believe in anything again
Friend: just finish writing your essay bro its due tommorow
by rita.mmm.r September 21, 2021
most powerful weapon of all time, disguised as an open-toed foot covering. most efficiently utilized in the hands of a mother or grandmother. in the aforementioned case, vacate the premises if you do not wish to die a most painful death
dude 1: hey bro did you hear what happened to yousef?
dude 2: the guy who failed his last arabic midterm? i heard his mom decimated him with the shahata.
dude 1: yeah. poor guy. had his whole life ahead of him.
dude 2: the guy who failed his last arabic midterm? i heard his mom decimated him with the shahata.
dude 1: yeah. poor guy. had his whole life ahead of him.
by rita.mmm.r February 18, 2021