Term for when a man is unable to get an erection during sex, rendering him unable to penetrate, just like a floppy noodle. Knob is a slang term for penis in the United Kingdom.
After a long night of drinking, his girlfriend was left wanting when all he could offer was a noodle knob.
by n00d1e May 4, 2025
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After the show, we got back to the hotel and he ate the chocolate on table and fell into the resting noodle postion.
by Duber74 November 7, 2024
Get the The Resting Noodle mug.Hair that has been bleached or stripped to shit so it’s frizzy af. No dye or pigment left, your hair is a shell.
by Shitdisturber1738 January 17, 2020
Get the Empty noodles mug."She is such a noodle, why did I ever have a crush on her?"
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"I totally banged Sara the other day?"
"How I thought she was straight?"
"Turns out that she is actually a noodle!"
"I never would've guessed!"
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"I totally banged Sara the other day?"
"How I thought she was straight?"
"Turns out that she is actually a noodle!"
"I never would've guessed!"
by lezgirls March 1, 2015
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Get the wet noodle treatment mug.When you haven’t slept all night and your trying to be invisible because your fucking boy toy woke up, and he is now trying to find you!!
James, the boy toy: Nancy, where are you?!?!
Nancy, the invisible Slut: Dammit, I’m fucked-a-noodle-doo’d again!?!?!
Nancy, the invisible Slut: Dammit, I’m fucked-a-noodle-doo’d again!?!?!
by PrincessCockWhore1 June 21, 2019
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