Nice Frame, Bad Portrait

When you see a girl or woman and they have really nice bodies, but then you see their faces and they're ugly.

Two guys at the mall staring at a woman's hot body.
GUY1: "Damn dude, look at this girl's body."
GUY2:Oh hell yes,..
GIRL stops and turns around: "Hey boys."
GUY1 and GUY2: "Eeww dude, Nice Frame, Bad Portrait."

by DjKushBeats September 30, 2010

Murda on the beat so it's not nice

A producer tag for the artist “Murda Beatz”. The line also acts as a disclaimer for listeners informing them of the impending disgust of the beat to follow. Side effects include: uncontrollable bowel movements, involuntary ejaculations, as well as temporary amnesia.

*Bum-bum-bum*
Murda on the beat so it's not nice

Listener: Jesus-tap-dancing christ!

by TESTICLETWISTER October 10, 2020

Hitler has a nice cock

What can I say his dick was like this big 8==========================D

Hey have you seen Hitler? Hitler has a nice cock.

by NoobMasterSixtyNineFourTwenty May 27, 2023

National be nice to boys day

Be nice to boys. Way too many people think that boys don't need to be respected, so respect boys for at least one day!
Nice

Did you know that October 15 is be nice to boys day?
Yassssss Queen! Celebrate National be nice to boys day!

by iammysterycssperson October 12, 2019

Would do you nicely

A fragment that acts like an adjective, but is usually attached to front of a statement or new sentence. Used to describe a noun.

That coat is warm. Would do you nicely today in the wind.

by Rose Sullivan December 26, 2011

your moms probably nice

A useless comeback said only by people like Jacob.

It’s funny, clever, but not very useful

“Your moms probably nice”
-Jacob 2019

by CemeteryWeather November 27, 2019

[You've got Nice Teeth]

You've got Nice Teeth is a statement to be made to someone talking too much as an indication that someone's mouth is open too much.

You've got nice Teeth A statement made to stop a blabbermouth. Example: . .and she wouldn't' shut up so finally I got a chance to interject, you've got Nice Teeth as a kind way to tell her to stop talking.

by Cwhrep February 17, 2018