monkey footing  

when a monkey is supposed to carry out a certain objective but becomes sidetracked by monkey circumstances

loosen up your grannie panties and stop monkey footing around chris.

monkey footing by brons December 30, 2007

monkey on the moon 

When no one will take blame for something, the one who gets the blame..

it wasnt me!!, well it must have been the monkey on the moon..

monkey on the moon by dumasses February 3, 2008

monkey child 

Someone, usually female, who is obsessed with the cuteness of monkeys.

That monkey child is obsessed with the new bonobo at the zoo!

monkey child by kidmuto June 25, 2008

Monkey Juggling

the act of trying to carry an item (a hot plate for example) which is too hot, and to repeatedly toss it between each hand whilst going "ooh ooh ooh!"

oh yeah, nigella was monkey juggling her way around the kitchen with those muffins mate

Monkey Juggling by the bearspace group February 17, 2010

Monkey fiddler 

Person who fiddles with monkeys, and quite possible drives a Volkswagon.

That Chris sure is a Monkey fiddler, and I even think he's a Volksy poof to boot!

Monkey fiddler by Don't swear at me! March 30, 2010

Monkey Stump 

Another word for the Coccyx, as in the area of the body where our tail would be if we were still primates.

I've been riding this bike so long I think i've bruised my Monkey Stump.

Monkey Stump by Mitsu1980 April 3, 2010

Monkey Steamer 

Monkey steamer is a person who pisses you off and you have nothing better to call them. It is used as an insult.

Hey tony, your a monkey steamer. or F*ck you bro your a fat as monkey steamer.

Monkey Steamer by iacman June 16, 2010