mitchelli

this dude in our school who switched schools in 4th grade because he kept being bombastic and sigma to the teachers; a way to say holy _____ but less offensive; a way to say banana and monkeys

me: holy mitchelli finally the lunch is good!
my friend: for real!!!!
*opens it*
me: HOLY MITCHELLI I TAKE IT BACK

by school_chromebook_user November 19, 2025

Mitchell yuza

something you say when you dont want to reffer to your penis while in church

"hey brady would you like to see my Mitchell yuza?"
"hell no man were in church!"

by ValZLuV November 28, 2025

Mitchell H. Cohen United States Courthouse

The Mitchell H. Cohen United States Courthouse is a United States federal courthouse and Post Office owned by the federal government. It was designated in 1992 in honor of judge Mitchell Harry Cohen and currently stands in Camden, New Jersey, near the confines of Philadelphia. Prominent exterior features heavily noticeable present oak wainscot paneling, along with decorative terracotta detailing along with Limestone, Granite, and Brick.

The Mitchell H. Cohen United States Courthouse is in Camden.

by Paul THE GOAT January 3, 2026

Mikey Mitchell

A synonym for a Class I Offense. Commonly used at the United States Coast Guard Academy.

Man, I got caught drinking and they gave me 2 Mikey Mitchells.

I got a Mikey Mitchell for cheating on my math test.

by CGA September 24, 2008

the mitch pose

A photo that is used to call out another over the internet. Usually in a board on forums, this type of photo is nothing extravagant, but is instead a pose of quiet challenging. This type of photo brings legions of followers in these internet wars.

Let's all do the MITCH POSE!!!!!

by Leon Natsume January 9, 2008

D-Mitch

1. The painful result after falling on your head from standing on a railing.

2. A really stupid act.

Kid: David wait, don't stand on that railing.

David: Man, it'll be fine. Just watch.

Kid: Oh Snap!

David: lying on ground having a seizure Ambulance. Now.

When Kid was asked what happened to David, he explains: He pulled a total D-Mitch.

by DMitchMom March 27, 2009

Freddie Mitchell is ready ........

Ask Freddie Mitchell ... from college football at UCLA, playing the Rose Bowl to his years with the Philadelphia Eagles, NFC Championship and playing in the Super Bowl. Now, "Freddie Mitchell Brother's BBQ" ... get the straight scoop from the man himself,

"Freddie Mitchell is ready ........"

Ask Freddie Mitchell ... from college football at UCLA, playing the Rose Bowl to his years with the Philadelphia Eagles, NFC Championship and playing in the Super Bowl. Now, "Freddie Mitchell Brother's BBQ" ... get the straight scoop from the man himself, he wants you to know.... "Freddie is Ready.....

by BloggerDad April 29, 2009