Locked

Too busy. Can’t access.

That road is so locked. That bar is so locked. That place is locked.

by MilesKirk April 24, 2021

Locked and Keyed

A state of being in which your heart is permanently locked from being influenced romantically by any person, however it is also keyed, meaning that at one point by the present or the past someone very special breached your cold exterior and took up The Sword. That is to say, they joined you in the affairs of Man and Woman, and in the perfect world; husband and wife, both by the flesh and by the emotions.

Coined from the bios of those who let their relationship be known on instagram by stating their partners name/anniversary with a 🔐 emoji, thus “locked and keyed”.

Ricky: Hey man how’s stuff going with that girl you met on Tinder?
Vicky: going well bro. But she’ll never be the queen, she’ll never be the sword
Ricky: come the fuck on already!!! It’s been over a year you need to get over your fucking ex!!
Vicky: my heart, nay, every fiber of my being is locked and keyed to the wielder of the sword.
Bisexual Barack Obama: my fellow Americans, I uhhhh like pussy and uhhhh I like cock and balls too.

by Captain Cream Soda December 28, 2024

Locked in alien

What is the next step in our operation

“Bro that alien was so locked in we have to start the operation now” locked in alien means aliens who have aura

by Brainrotking January 9, 2025

Lock Johnson

When Your Johnson Is Locked In Place In Hard Mode And You Can’t Get It Out

Oh No, I Acquired Lock Johnson

by John Lockson July 27, 2024

Locked in

Locked in to have social interaction

Yo I gotta get locked in I’m about to go to the store

by Batmancatman March 9, 2024

shit lock

a persons dread locks grown into one dread lock so shit lock

shit lock. what ever happend to that hippy shit lock?

by dawn schuyler joey martin February 21, 2020

Cross-Locked

When you get cross faded and can't get up.

Hey Jake, James was hella cross-locked last night and couldn't get out of his chair.

by Cody52799 June 12, 2018