lasturbation

The last time you masturbate to someone before you get over them.

Bartholomew: Nah, I'd never get back with Kelly, even if she begged me.
Reginald: Really, dude? You had so much thirst last week.
Bartholomew: I finally lasturbated and now I don't need her. I even think she's kinda gross!

Bob: Oh hi, Mark! What's with the new chick? How did you manage to get over Stacy?
Mark: Lasturbation is the way, man.
Bob: Teach me, master.

by legendsword2 July 9, 2018

LASTERday

same definition as "yesterday" but easier to say for a 3 year old.

"But Mom, I already took a shower LASTERday...I don't need one today!"

- Reagan Elizabeth Hartsfield - age 3 1/2

by Taylor Hartsfield, P.A. August 22, 2018

Lastdairy

If your in an all dairy cow farm and your an all beef cow you would be the lastdairy cow

You were the lastdairy cow picked from the herd

by Slutbryslut September 1, 2018

Last regret blunt

Smoking a last regret blunt will
Make you think about the last thing that you regreted

Homie: aye you hit this last regret blunt
You: damn I should of told her how I felt before it was too late

by Sendtheweedthroughthemail September 23, 2018

Lasterday

Some day in the past that you don’t have a memory of

You. “when did you get the skunk weed
Me. Lasterday

by Kipd October 17, 2018

lasterday

"the day before yesterday"

I got grounded lasterday.

by ty slayer December 18, 2018

lasterday

"the day before yesterday"

I got grounded lasterday.

by ty slayer December 18, 2018