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tavion hartsfield 

Tavion Hartsfield has no eyebrows and has white people lips. He always thinks hes though or cool. His brother Tre is kinda hot, Tavion is not. He needs to take more showers and his teeth are yello. Never trust him and he can suck it.

John Hartsfield 

An absolute fuckboi who's a bum-ass good for nothing. Someone who usually sits around their house all day playing video games and eating unhealthy foods. When they're confronted with the truth or have nothing to say, they usually resort to gay jokes since that is the full extent of their intellect.
Stop being a fucking John Hartsfield and do something with your life!
John Hartsfield by Jiblaw September 3, 2016

Hatfield Peverel 

A quaint village located in the South East of Essex, England notorious for a strong farming community as well as the level of drive by shootings being considerably larger than that of neighbouring villages. Key land marks are The Great Barn, where 80% of all newborns are conceived and ironically delivered by Nurse of the Year 2009 Sara Nitram, The Village Hall where many functions take place including the annual HoeDown where performers such as Taylor Swift and Miley Cyrus have found fame. Noted residents include Lady Sophia "Fifi" Martiani, winner of the largest pumpkin competition 10 years consecutively. She was once quoted in Garden's World Magazine as saying "Hatfield Peverel is my heart, soul and body"
Their village slogan "Hatfield Peverel, you'll always find a smile here"
Hatfield Peverel by soapasaurus August 3, 2010

señorita de hatfield 

A girl for whom the pleasures past you would sacrifice your family, god, nigh - your very existence! You listen to the whispers of the wind, watch brooding clouds and feel the very earth for a sign of her. Alas, no. She will never love you. The sting hurts more than mortal man can bare. Was it the wicked college allocation, your bodily weakness or were the carnal passions simply unfulfilling ? We will never know. But one thing is for certain. The spell she casts can never be broken.
"Yeah there's a señorita de hatfield in my labs. Does rugby I think, idk "

Hatfield 

To perform a scene in the nude, regardless of whether the script calls for it or not.
Actor: Something still doesn't feel right.

Director: Let's try it again; this time, just Hatfield it.
Hatfield by Fredicus. June 22, 2010

Hatfield 

dont mess with they Hatfields.Any Hatfield is all around awesome.A Hatfield will blow you away.
Person1:"damn here comes a Hatfield!"
person2:"wow, i wish i was born a Hatfield."
Hatfield by sugarheywhuduh February 27, 2011