Knob Jockey

One who rather enjoys riding cock like a jockey who enjoys riding a horse. Usually a homosexual.

Omg look at the queer, he's such a knob jockey.

by Ting Wot July 7, 2015

Knob

When someone is a conplete noob at life, in a really cute/badass way. A knob is not necessarily a bad thing to be called. In fact, people are often very fond of knobs.

Dude 1: Haha, my cousin slipped on a banana peel. I didn't even know that was possible
Dude 2: What a knob!

by Dauntless :D August 4, 2015

knob swab

A gay man giving oral sex

Steven Colbert's band is full of knob swabbers

by Rosieola2013 October 30, 2015

knobbed in the butty

fucked in the ass, both physically and metaphorically.

" she wanted to be knobbed in the butty" so I did
"He crashed into my car and drove off, totally knobbed in the butty"

by csmc November 25, 2015

knob hand door touch

The process in which you open the door to the toilet after using it without washing your hands!

Wow, did you see that bloke? He just did a knob hand door touch! Be careful

by 3 finger fred August 1, 2016

Knobgobbing

The act of two or more women ducking on the head of a man's penis at the same time, as though they were fighting to be the one sucking in the head, but really they are working in unison to both have their mouths sucking on the head of the penis at the same time.

Look at that lucky guy over there. The three hot chicks are knobgobbing his cock.

by MrMagnum66 June 5, 2016

Knob Shower

"Knob shower" is the term used for a shower that you take exclusively to wash away your knob cheese, if you happen to have some.

Guy 1: My g, what's that smell?

Guy 2: Ah mate, that's my knob cheese. Sorry.

Guy 1: Go have a knob shower!

by Dominitus August 11, 2016