Kinder Surprise

When you defecate in your hand and create a small crater in it an and then release semen via discharge out of a males genitalia into the small crater and reseal it with more discharge via defecation.

“I pranked my mom with a kinder surprise”

by 57intherunning August 13, 2023

kindwharve

Another way to say kinwharve

Kindwharve is like kinwharve but kinder

by Master of beargreen September 11, 2023

Kindasusam0gus

this person is a normal person.

“bro change your name among us sucks”
shut.
Ahhseasoda is friend with kindasusam0gus

Kindasusam0gus please shut the fuck up.

by Kindasusam0gus September 29, 2023

KINDA..

When a girl says your kinda… it means attractive/fine it means your a good looking male or female is attractive

“Girl why is he kindaa..”
“He kinda…”
Kinda.. is a way of says he/she is fine or looks good in a picture/video
Kinda..is also uses to describe somebody

by Iloveeemyex October 4, 2023

Kindness Police

People who come after you for what they perceive as rude behavior while posting hollow affirmations on social media about being kind to everyone, yet don’t understand the irony of attacking your character for simply stating facts.

Jezebeth: I think Terry Mattdickery is a great man and that’s why I’m voting for him to be president.

Rational person: Terry Mattdickery advocates for mass genocide and hates puppies.

Kindness Police: LET PEOPLE SUPPORT WHO THEY WANT TO SUPPORT!!1!!! WE SHOULD ALL BE KIND TO ONE ANOTHER!

by GinaDoesn’tKnow October 16, 2023

kinda sex

Having a monstrously bloated brain slammer that prevents intercourse from occurring between two breeders because it no fit.

That’s kinda sex.

by Pikachurros November 5, 2023

Kinder Suprise

Slang world for leaving something disgusting inside of a mailbox. E.g., dog shit or anthrax.

I got fired from work the other day so I left my absolute Harrelson of a boss a bit of a kinder suprise in his mailbox

by SpunkDrinker December 19, 2023