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Gerbil Juice 

The slurry that is produced from inserting a gerbil into ones' rectum.
"John's ass was leaking gerbil juice all over the carpet after he tried smuggling a couple of gerbils in his prison pocket. "
Gerbil Juice by Sir Blumpkin February 23, 2015
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chola juice 

The grease that comes off a cholas crunchy wet looking hair.
Any action, phrase, gesture that you would see/hear that a chola say or do.
That girl must have used sharpies on her eyebrow, that's some chola juice shit right there.
Like my new nike cortez shoes? No those are some chola juice shoes.
Dang girl you're pregnant again? Chola juice for sure.
My cousin went off on some girl at school, she got all chola juice on her ass.
chola juice by KravMagaJoe April 1, 2015

Scalp juice

The oily residue left on on a window after someone has placed their forehead on it for an extended period of time.
I was trying to look out the window on the train but couldn't see past the scalp juice.
Scalp juice by Your3mamas November 6, 2015

shuffle juice 

When you buy a drink at a bar, proceed to walk to the dance floor, pour some of the drink you just bought onto the floor, for the sole purpose of creating a surface with which shuffle upon.
Hey Harrison, sweet shuffling bro!

Thanks, it's all down to the shuffle juice I just spent £4 on.
shuffle juice by Dean Windass March 26, 2016

molest juice 

For Molesters to get hyped and ready to invade bedrooms
Gonna drink Molest Juice and invade Ians house
molest juice by MOLESTERS November 15, 2016

Regal Juice 

(n) The combined garbage you left at a movie theatre that later ferments into what is known as "regal juice". The lonely nachos you paid $15 for and still refused to eat. The dehydrated soy bean oil disguised as "buttery topping" that you incisted be layed five times with popcorn that has never touched a popcorn scoop. The juice from your wasted (and racist) "señor Carlos" jalapeños. The sad suicide slushy you demanded to be mixed in a specific order. The gray ketchup left on the remainder of your green hotdog. If you don't take your gallon sized cup home to bring back later for free refills; the dribbles of your Coke Zero mixed with regular coke (if you're on a diet, you're doing it wrong).

All this stews at the bottom of trash cans, trash compactors, "wooshs", and "tanks". If you have ever worked at a Regal Theatre, you know exactly what regal juice smells like, and how sad it is when you get any on you.
Usher 1: "Dude! I was throwing that trash bag into the compactor and the discount trash bag broke open and spilled all over me!"

Usher 2: "seriously, you can smell the regal juice a mile away. Too bad you can't go home to take a shower, it's Christmas and we still have 13 hours left in the shift."
Regal Juice by Hunchnia January 3, 2017