String job

a form of sexual gratification involving the use of a tampon and its strings

The nerds were performing string jobs

by coolbeans0303 June 28, 2010

Moose Job

The act of rubbing a moose's rack, or antlers. This is extremely pleasurable to both moose and human. However the "Moose Job," is not only reserved for moose because it can be performed on humans.

Yo Johnny do you see Carl anywhere? Ya he is so lucky he's getting a moose job

by i am a mooselim October 25, 2010

Wooble Job

A poorly executed hand job by someone inexperienced, quite intoxicated, and/or half asleep.
It replaces the regular pumping action with semi-random motions that are inconsistent in direction and repartition.

I wasn't expecting a wooble job, but her inexperience showed when she thought it was sexy by pumping my penis around like her first time driving a manual car.

by stripchecker December 31, 2012

orange job

a man or woman cuts a cylindrical hole through the center of an orange slightly larger than the width of the man's erect penis. Then, the woman jacks the man off with the orange for a few minutes. Finally, the woman gives the man a blowjob that will taste like orangey goodness for her.

Sarah hadn't recieved her share of Vitamin C for the day, so she offered an orange job to the next guy she saw.

by Crap Bag 07 September 2, 2009

Bra Job

When a girl can't a boob job, so she stuffs her bra instead to make it appear that she got a boob job

Girl 1, hey, look at Britney over there did she get a boob job?

Girl 2, No girl you know she can't afford, she got a bra job!

by Unfamous3000 March 25, 2010

HGTV job

a superficial, hastily done do-it-yourself job with rather poor results

Susan: Have you put your house on the market yet?
Janet: No. We still need to do an HGTV job on the living room to cover up the cracked drywall. Then we'll unload this old mule.

by shallacked September 16, 2012

Poo Job

A poo job is basically using a hardened turd as a dildo. To achieve this someone will have to eat an intense course of bran products and stool hardener. When the person who is going to recieve to the poo job (the jobee) is half way through taking a shit an accomplice (the jobber) will then push and pull the turd out of the jobee's anus, therefore replicating the act of sex but with poo.

Alan i'm about to do a shit, come and give us a poo job.

by Jimbo McSlice March 10, 2010