Iron Vacuum

The motion getting oral sex from a vacuum cleaner with Lysol as a lubricator and then pouring melted iron on your pussy once you cum to get a mold of your orgasming pussy.

Bob- Hey Chloe, what are you using tonight?
Chloe- Im gonna use my iron vacuum.
Bob- oh cool!!

by THEONE209 February 2, 2020

Iron Butterfly

Giving oral sex to a woman on her period. The partners face is then seen as a bloody (iron butterfly)

She was on the rag but I went down on her and when I came up for air my face looked like an Iron Butterfly

by Celtic Nations February 4, 2020

IroniCOP

Noun: someone who is always correcting you on the incorrect usage of the word irony or ironic.

My friend is an ironiCOP. It’s ironic because it makes me not want to be friends with him

by Billy Goldtsein February 27, 2020

Ironiphile

Someone who's whole existence is ironic. From their look, to their beliefs, to their actions.

Wait, so you complain about child labour, yet buy clothes from Old Navy. You complain about green house gases, yet you keep your foot heater on all the tine. You complain about people wanting handouts then do the lottery every week.. You seriously are an ironiphile.

by iHateAllHumans March 15, 2020

Iron Mama

A burn you get from hot ironing yourself.

"I gave myself an iron mama today"

by Mizudoriiro April 9, 2020

Iron Man

Iron = Fe

Man = Male Iron Man = Female

Me:Iron Man is Female.
My friend:NO he's male.
Me:Science can prove you wrong because Iron = Fe and Man = male

by Finally some good f* ing urban April 27, 2020

IronDiamondDude

When people want to compare your content to garbage, they use this word

Damn, your content is so IronDiamondDude

by Urban Godly Man May 9, 2020