by Bill cosby’s boyfriend June 6, 2023
Get the Condom jokemug. by Isntthattrueornahyoufortnite September 9, 2020
Get the Jokemug. Nick Joke:
A man was walking home alone one night when he heard a "BUMP....BUMP....BUMP..." behind him. Walking faster, he looked back, making out an image of an upright coffin banging its way down the middle of the street towards him.
The man began to run toward his home, and the coffin bounced after him faster....faster...
He ran up to his door, fumbled with his keys, opened the door, rushed in, and locked it behind him. The coffin crashed through his door, with the lid of the coffin clapping on the heals of the terrified man. The man rushed upstairs to the bathroom and locked himself in, heart pounding.
With a CRASH, the coffin broke down the door, coming slowly toward him. The man while screaming, reached for something, anything....all he can find was a box of cough drops which he hurled at the coffin...and suddenly the coffin stops.
A man was walking home alone one night when he heard a "BUMP....BUMP....BUMP..." behind him. Walking faster, he looked back, making out an image of an upright coffin banging its way down the middle of the street towards him.
The man began to run toward his home, and the coffin bounced after him faster....faster...
He ran up to his door, fumbled with his keys, opened the door, rushed in, and locked it behind him. The coffin crashed through his door, with the lid of the coffin clapping on the heals of the terrified man. The man rushed upstairs to the bathroom and locked himself in, heart pounding.
With a CRASH, the coffin broke down the door, coming slowly toward him. The man while screaming, reached for something, anything....all he can find was a box of cough drops which he hurled at the coffin...and suddenly the coffin stops.
by Johnnieha November 18, 2019
Get the Nick Jokemug. by FreshNick May 17, 2020
Get the Inside jokemug. Father: "Man, I need to trim my hair. I look like a fat 14 year old edgelord."
Child:"Heheh- man, I love your Father Jokes, Father."
Child:"Heheh- man, I love your Father Jokes, Father."
by The Partygoers! May 19, 2022
Get the Father Jokesmug. by joked123 January 25, 2025
Get the jokedmug. by PiSsEdOfFAnE December 15, 2020
Get the Jokemug.