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Hammad is a horny cunt, whenever you see him, you’ll probably see him jizzing somewhere cuz he’s so horny. He’s probably your local pedo and child molester, if you see him run before he jizzes over your face. He can only be stopped by the almighty thanos like chin of rafa the rapist who also has powers where he rags people with his chin, or call Elliot the step father of hammad who will most likely call dicklin (hammad’s favourite teacher) who will open his ear to collect all of hammad’s jizz which will end hammad’s rath of power as hammad will stop being horny. He will always get protected by his mum (Honking Haworth), and her two sisters which are all the three witches.
Girl 1: Oh look there’s hammad, I heard he ragged the local molester to take his place
Girl 2: I heard he got ragged up and he cummed in dicklins ear as he shouted “HONK!”

Horny: feeling or arousing sexual excitement.
"she was making him very horny"
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Horny Brother

Someone who does sexual acts with their brothers. They become part of the 'brother hood' or brother lovers. Horny Brothers often deny their status as a hb.
No, noooo
No, no, noooo!!!
by charlesbowman February 9, 2005
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Horny

Grossly sexual. Something that provokes a boner even though she's sketchy as all hell.
That mesh American Apparel tank top is so horny.
by cassandrasaidthis March 28, 2009
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Horny teen

Basically another word for retard. Everyone on the Internet is a fucking horny teen and I fucking hate it!
If you're a horny teen reading this, please get some help and stay off the Internet. If you're horny just keep it to yourself, it's that simple. No one (besides other horny teens) wants to hear how horny you are so PLEASE, PLEASE KEEP IT TO YOURSELF!
by I eat poop 69 May 14, 2022
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horny

that situation which in you turn On to fuck ad get fucked
I had a Russian chick on my bed once. She was wearing a white translucent evening gown. I saw her and was very happy to see her reveal her boobs and stuf She was also happy to see an American guy like me hot!
We became ude ad had sex! I literally ate her up. She sucked my dick.
We were busy and she likes my cock
currently she's suckig ma cock
she really turns you horny
by Gauravi May 14, 2011
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hungry horny mexican

when a male individual, gets the following ingredients

-salsa
-nacho chips
-nacho mince (cooked prefferably)
-cheese

and they shove it up a females reproductive organ (vagina)

they proceed to have sexual intercourse, therebye mixing the ingredients in semen and mush it all up.

then the dude sucks it all out, and maybe even shares it with his female counterpart.
Hey dude, i had a dinner date with Desirea and we did a hungry horny mexican. it was the perfect dinner for too!!
by weirdfetishman July 14, 2009
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horny minger

a fuck ugly girl who will do anything to get some attention from anything with a penis.
they usualy add you on websites such as facebook or tagged and say they added you because "your fit"
this then leads on to adding your msn and stripping off for you on webcam in the hope you will like them for who they really are and not just because they showed you there tits.
horny mingers are generly fat, ugly, have one eyebrow or a tash, have a hunchback or are just generly so ugly that no guy who has met them face to face will go near them so they resort to the internet.
Jack: i got some girl to get naked last night on cam

Matt: is she fit?

Jack: i'll send you some printscreens

Matt: arrhhhh shes got a hunchback

Jack: yeahh horny minger :)
by Swave=) October 27, 2009
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