1. When a woman massages moisturizer on her breasts.
2. An expression of disblief, surprise or confusion.
2. An expression of disblief, surprise or confusion.
"Bet that woman puts on holy boob lube. Her breasts are shiny!"
"Holy boob lube! Did you catch the scoop on that man?"
Raven asks.
The officer nodded, "Sure did. We'll look farther into the investigation, later on in the week.
"Holy boob lube! Did you catch the scoop on that man?"
Raven asks.
The officer nodded, "Sure did. We'll look farther into the investigation, later on in the week.
by Raven Bishop November 13, 2009
While looking at a fashion magazine i saw an outfit that represented Lady Gaga's style of clothing and i exclamed, " Holy Lady Gaga!!!!"
by randomscreenname756 July 08, 2010
When God smears shit on your face for not worshipping him. If you're a blasphemer and ever woken up with shit all over your face, that's God saying "Gotcha, Bitch."
...And now, O ye priests, this commandment is for you.
If ye will not hear, and if ye will not lay it to heart, to give glory unto my name, saith the LORD of hosts, I will even send a curse upon you, and I will curse your blessings: yea, I have cursed them already, because ye do not lay it to heart. Behold, I will corrupt your seed, and spread dung upon your faces, even the dung of your solemn feasts; and one shall take you away with it. And ye shall know that I have sent this commandment unto you, that my covenant might be with Levi, saith the LORD of hosts.
- Malachi 2:1-4
...And now, O ye priests, this commandment is for you.
If ye will not hear, and if ye will not lay it to heart, to give glory unto my name, saith the LORD of hosts, I will even send a curse upon you, and I will curse your blessings: yea, I have cursed them already, because ye do not lay it to heart. Behold, I will corrupt your seed, and spread dung upon your faces, even the dung of your solemn feasts; and one shall take you away with it. And ye shall know that I have sent this commandment unto you, that my covenant might be with Levi, saith the LORD of hosts.
- Malachi 2:1-4
Richard Dawkins was often puzzled how he woke up with shit smeared on his face. Alas, he knew the LORD had given him the Holy Sanchez.
by The Holy See, Il Papa, The Pontiff November 29, 2006
by Daddy_yadig February 16, 2016
by Blahmaster Whinehander March 25, 2004
by Shane! July 15, 2009