gone ham

when you just finished putting max effort on to something, usually in activities related to sports but it can be used in terms such as obliterating someones personal record, knocked someone out or even shout out to somebodies face with everything you got.

that dude benchpressed 500lbs! the gone ham!

by 2itchy November 23, 2013

moldy ham sandwich

Used to define vagina that is very nasty or stanky or is in very bad need of a douche, usually for girls that are hoes

Yo I saw Maddie Lee's nudes, that shit was a moldy ham sandwich

Sam hooked up with this chick yesterday but oh boi did she have a moldy ham sandwich, I could smell that shit as soon as she walked in, it was liked bein slapped with a tilapia

by COnDoMTEnt January 24, 2016

throwing the ham javelin

the act of masturbation

I developed my strong grip by throwing the ham javelin.

by mikedinghy September 21, 2006

Plate of Ham

Cockney Rhyming Slang for Gam, a now defunct term to mean oral sex, specifically that performed on a willy (blowjob).

"Fancy a plate of ham?"
"No thanks, I don't eat meat."

by peckhamboi January 15, 2009

Glazing the Ham

When you are at a relatives house for Thanksgiving and you have to sneak in a jerk-off session. It is a delicate situation and requires the skill of a true perv.

At Thanksgiving dinner this year I got caught glazing the ham by my grandmother.

by Urban douche November 30, 2010

the ham

slang for Framingham. A town in Massachusetts west of Boston. Sometimes used with the word "dirty" preceding the word ham (ie. the dirty ham) in an attempt to communicate just how gritty/"gangsta" we are.

(Person in Framingham): ayo, i'm in the ham.

by Grid December 4, 2007

illinois ham sandwich

The act of a gay man taking a piece of white bread, placing his penis and balls on top of it and spreading mustard or mayo on top of it, than taking another piece of white bread and placing it on top. Than inviting another gay man to chew upon it gently while sucking the condiments off. This must be performed in illinois for the full effect to take place.

Gay man: 'God Josh gave me a DELICIOUS sandwich last night!

Friend: An illinois ham sandwich?!?!

Gay man: " OH YES!!!

by ballsack224 January 6, 2010