HOLY LADY GAGA!!!!

A term used to express a half surprise at something ubsurd, or at all Lady Gaga-ish

While looking at a fashion magazine i saw an outfit that represented Lady Gaga's style of clothing and i exclamed, " Holy Lady Gaga!!!!"

by randomscreenname756 July 9, 2010

Holy Monkeh Nuts

Used when you are very very shocked

*EdisLeado kills someone is a game of counter strike*

"Holy Monkeh Nuts!!"

by Mark David Barber July 11, 2004

Holy Hoppin' Hemoglobin!

A phrase to express surprise, anger, or resentment.

"Holy Hoppin' Hemoglobin!" shouted Franklin as he was impaled.

by Blahmaster Whinehander March 25, 2004

Holy Sanchez

When God smears shit on your face for not worshipping him. If you're a blasphemer and ever woken up with shit all over your face, that's God saying "Gotcha, Bitch."

...And now, O ye priests, this commandment is for you.

If ye will not hear, and if ye will not lay it to heart, to give glory unto my name, saith the LORD of hosts, I will even send a curse upon you, and I will curse your blessings: yea, I have cursed them already, because ye do not lay it to heart. Behold, I will corrupt your seed, and spread dung upon your faces, even the dung of your solemn feasts; and one shall take you away with it. And ye shall know that I have sent this commandment unto you, that my covenant might be with Levi, saith the LORD of hosts.

- Malachi 2:1-4

Richard Dawkins was often puzzled how he woke up with shit smeared on his face. Alas, he knew the LORD had given him the Holy Sanchez.

by The Holy See, Il Papa, The Pontiff December 10, 2008

The Holy Trinity

when you piss, shit , and jack it in one sitting

I did the holy trinity at anons house and clogged his toilet.

by Daddy_yadig September 13, 2016

holy shit on a stick

used when surprised

holy shit on a stick

by yu January 31, 2004

Holy Shih-Tzu

Pronounced (hoe-lee SHEET-sue)

n. Expression of surprise.

Holy Shih-Tzu! Look at that dog’s balls, their huge.

by Shane! July 14, 2009