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force-shit

Horse-shit facts your friends tell you about Star Wars.
"Man, the length of the lightsaber is determined by the size of the Jedi and their force capabilities."
"Nah man, that's force-shit."
by RoyalEmu January 10, 2015
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Not by force

A call to stop pursuing; people, situations and objects that are becoming increasingly difficult and/or causing stress.
Jeanette: Have you got your ticket for Mickey Boobs yet?
Sharon: You know what, I've been onto ticketmaster twice and kept getting stuck in the queue.
Jeanette: You should try again, come on, it's The Bublé
Sharon: I'm over it mate. Ask Sally instead. Not by force.
by anonymous September 5, 2022
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Brute Force Blumpkins

a group of mythical creatures that only few men get to experience that ride fast on motorcycles
Those Brute Force Blumpkins we’re flying on their bikes.
by Bent-it April 18, 2022
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cock-a-doo invasion force

Invasion by illegal immigration where the invading body consists not of soldiers but cowardly men hiding behind women and children.
The cock-a-doo invasion force was able to gain entry by sympathy of their host country.
by ScottSullivan October 22, 2018
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force laughing

Being forced to laugh
Helgi - says joke
Jeff - "HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA"
Helgi "Stop force laughing!!!!"
by Hampzelover2004 April 24, 2019
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Meer-Force

1. The ability to channel the collective energy generated and maintained by the world's current meerkat population.
2. A foolproof method of evading the puff adder by means of one's "tail."
3. An incredible knack for standing completely still.
1. I was listening to this bitch whining and moaning and alls I wanted to do was slap her right in the face, so I channelled the Meer-Force to keep my cool.
2. I really didn't want to sit in the tree and watch for eagles, but Billy was sick, so I rode the Meer-force all afternoon.
by eraera April 12, 2008
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Blunt Force Vasectomy

A beating of the nuts to the degree to prevent future reproduction, typically conducted out of anger and with some manner of blunt object.
I nearly gave the dumbasses at the district a collective blunt force vasectomy for pulling this stupid shit.
by Hdjejchnd May 7, 2025
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