Dan the stallion

Dan is an absolute freak of nature with a body from the gods. The Bloke has a heart of gold and a great shlong to go with it

Person 1 - “Hey there’s Dan!”
Person 2 “Sure is . What a legend”
Person 3 “Wish I was as cool as Dan the stallion”
Person 4 “He’s so dreamy”

by SickCunt101 September 22, 2020

Dan

Just average. Nothing else.

Your friend being average is his most defining feature. He’s a dan.

by Peter ;) October 16, 2023

Dan hartman

Prolific singer songwriter and record producer popular in the 1980's. His most recognizable hit "I can dream about you" is featured in the 1984 movie"streets of fire" dan hartman passed away in 1994.way too soon!

I watched some videos of Dan Hartman the other day
Rest in peace bro!

by 4realazitgits March 22, 2021

Dan Hansen

A very sexy man

Dan Hansen is a very sexy man

by JoanneHelium312 November 21, 2021

Dan

A bitch nigga but a good dood with a very very big pp

That one nigga a dan bro on jah

by Nibbajah August 17, 2020

Dan's Law

The amount of energy required to not be a piece of shit is equal to the amount of energy required to post this definition.

Why don't people abide by Dan's Law, its really not that hard.

by StatesRightsTater November 30, 2021

Daddy Dan

A guy who thinks hes big but actually isn't normally around 140-150 lbs but claims to be 160 fucks girls without condoms and gets them to take plan b after and thinks hes daddy when in fact hes a little boy gg

Ou Daddy dan is looking like a snack today ( talking about himself in the 3rd person)

by trainman123 April 4, 2019