National Crush Day 

Starting this year May 14th 2019 you have to ask out the girl of your dreams

I asked someone out on National Crush Day

National Crush Day by Johnny Vlogs May 10, 2019

National Shoot Your shot day 

October 16th is national shoot your shot day, that means that on this date you go up to the girl or guy you like and shoot your shot.

Jack: “Hey john! Did you hear it’s national shoot your shot day? That means you gotta do it man”

John: “aww damnit man, I don’t know if she likes me?”
Jack: “well you gotta do it anyways!”

National Shoot Your shot day by bluenorm1 October 15, 2019

Beat a Pedo Day 

Beat a Pedo Day is a day about beating up a "person" who thinks children can consent. This day is on November 28th. You are allowed to attack them, without them having any chance of fighting back. Do what you must.

Person 1: "yo you hear, it's beat a pedo day."
Person 2: "Yeah, I'm already at 5!"

Beat a Pedo Day by Some Guy the Third November 28, 2020

Back in my day 

A phrase typically used by old people to criticize younger people or to justify themselves.

Kids today are always on their phones, but back in my day we were only allowed to play with a wooden stick!

Back in my day by kho25 March 6, 2022

B-Day BJ 

A complementary Blow Job received to celebrate a man's day of birth.

"It's January 25th, bitch. You know what that means: a B-day BJ for me...fo' free"

B-Day BJ by chesterchaps September 16, 2009

15 October kiss your crush day 

It's a day were everyone gets to kiss there crushes lips. if not tell them it's kiss your crush day

Hey it's 15 October kiss your crush day. Can I kiss you

15 October kiss your crush day by 15 October kiss your crush day October 13, 2019

National Rape Day 

National Rape Day was created by a bunch of lonely men who are insecure and secretly hate themselves for never getting enough attention from their mommies. They can’t get any real pussy and are so pathetic that they have to take it from an innocent girl/woman without their consent. The men who created National Rape Day most certainly still live in their mothers basement, and makes her cry if she gives him 11 Dino nuggets instead of 12. These men punch holes in their wall because some girl he’s clearly never had a chance with blocked him... even though he said he was about to “kms fr this time” only to post pictures on snap of the “self harm” he made on his arms with an extra sharped pencil. What these men don’t comprehend, is that this is not normal behavior to have. It’s a mental sickness, and you should really seek help into why you’re having these desires to engage in non-consensual sex. I believe that it’s possible for women to rape too, and these boys and men deserve justice aswell. Being raped is something I wouldn’t wish on my worst Enemy, because it’s a very different and disturbing pain that you just can’t escape no matter how hard you try. It’s almost like something is taken from you that you cannot put into words. In this sick world you can no longer trust anyone, not even your closest friends...I would know and so would the many other girls he’s effected forever.

The Boys: yo this National Rape Day finna be lit😈
Me: so y’all wanna get tazed now or later?🥰

National Rape Day by Urmom69696969420 April 24, 2021