twinkie crotch 

A promiscuous woman with blonde (twinkie-colored) pubic hair. Her crotch is golden brown on the outside and full of cream on the inside.

She is such a twinkie crotch.

twinkie crotch by Joughie April 10, 2008

Davey crotch it 

When a person is siting on the toilet, try's to throw there cigarette in the bowl and ends up burning there goodies.

1; ouch!
2; whats the matter.
1; I tried to throw my butt out and burned my dick.
2; Smart move, Davey crotch it

Davey crotch it by Rusty Collins February 15, 2008

Squatch Crotch

When a female doesn't shave her pubic area, and it resembles the hairy body of Sasquatch.

Dyl: Bro did you go down on Jenna last night?
Billy: Nah she had a bad case of Squatch Crotch

Squatch Crotch by Dyl Ketz April 6, 2014

Thunder Crotch 

A fire crotch (redhead) that is also an ice crotch (a bitch)... (hot and cold make thunder)

"I'm not going to the movies with that bitchy ass thunder crotch"

Thunder Crotch by joshissocool138 March 12, 2009

face-crotch 

(Verb) The universal term for both the giving or receiving or either filatio or cunnilingus.

-OTHER FORMS

face-crotched, face-crotching

Man 1: How'd last night go?

Man 2: Dude, that girl gives awesome face-crotch

face-crotch by face-crotcher October 19, 2010

snot crotch 

When you're sitting naked playing video games and have the sudden urge to sneeze. You lean forward in a knee-jerk reaction and spray mucous all over your pubic area.

I just got bad snot crotch while playing Mass Effect.

snot crotch by Clamidosaurus October 2, 2011

lava crotch 

Descriptive non-derogatory term for a red head; generally refers to female pubic hair.

At the meeting there were three blondes and a lava crotch.

lava crotch by luanatic December 10, 2012