I'm sick of your crap

I'm sick of your nonsense
Or I'm tired of your nonsense

I'm sick of your crap

by Yumi Kim February 22, 2024

crap-o-thon

Marathon Diarrhea, sometimes medically induced

I chickened out and decided to postpone my crap-o-thon until after my wife recovers from her surgery...

by audioman10 November 3, 2010

Peanut Butter Crap Sunday

This is where you take your own crap after having sex with someone one (only once) and put peanut butter over it. Then you turn it into Sunday. Once your victim wakes up they will he surprised with a great smelly (insta worthy) peanut butter crap Sunday

Hey bro did you beat about the Peanut Butter Crap Sunday that girl got last night? It was crazy

by Jock Straps or Cock Straps April 25, 2021

What the crap hall

When you get mad at someone/something but blame it on hall.

*someone drops a ball while the creature known as hall watches*

WHAT THE CRAP HALL!!

Hall: I didnt even do anything

by Boothehand December 2, 2023

Hot Crapping

When you have to use a toilet right after somebody else, while the seat is still warm. This is especially annoying in a public restroom full of strangers or co-workers.

Similar to Hot Bunking}.

Man, I hate Hot Crapping.

by ol' bilnick September 30, 2016

half crap

when one craps halfway out ones anus

"yo bro when i saw that i half crapped in my trousers!

by dr right wing August 16, 2014

Not Give a Crap

1. To not care at all about something; to have no opinion whatsoever about it. Often used dismissively in the negative to tell someone that what they are talking about has no relevance whatsoever to the listener.

2. A humorous way of saying you are constipated, and therefore "can't give a crap."

Boss: Dilbert, that is the dumbest idea you have come up with yet. I reject your proposal.
Dilbert: You never like any of my ideas. One of these days you're going to push me too far, and I'm going to quit.
Boss: Frankly, Dilbert, I do not give a crap.

Doctor: So, Bill, I understand you're constipated?
Bill: Yep, doc, I can't seem to pass those poops because they're just too big. I don't give a crap.

by Alligator King June 29, 2021