crap and slap

While a dude shits and he beats off at the same time.

Did Dennis go to the bathroom to crap and slap? Gross.

by AnnabelS February 11, 2015

Crap Snook

Insult to use towards a person you think is pathetic and/or a loser

Hey crap snook, give me 5 bucks

by Megster3000X February 6, 2025

crap-o-thon

Marathon Diarrhea, sometimes medically induced

I chickened out and decided to postpone my crap-o-thon until after my wife recovers from her surgery...

by audioman10 November 3, 2010

Hank Crap

A Hank Crap is when a person spends a very long time on the toilet.

In Breaking Bad, Hank Schrader was on the toilet for almost a year in between seasons of the show.

"I had Taco Bell last night. I'm Probably gonna take a Hank Crap today"

by NickiH December 30, 2013

crap fit

Settling for CRAP you don't want and then trying to FIT it into your life. Thus, ultimately convincing yourself that it's better than nothing.

Donna, you are a smart and beautiful woman! Don't CRAP FIT yourself to that loser Joe, he doesn't deserve you.

by Yo_Angie April 15, 2024

crap session

like taking a dump right after eating a burrito, but lasts 30 minutes.

Jane: Whats joe doing? He's taking way too long!
John: He's just having a relaxing crap session

by thekeytoyoursucesss October 8, 2017

Crap and Shitney

a way of saying Pratt and Whitney as their turbofans have so many problems.

4 A321neos and 2 777-200s are grounded thanks to Crap and Shitney’s engines always being problematic. Calling their engines dependable is a joke.

by Apple=Airbus, Samsung = Boeing August 17, 2025