couch potato cat

what you wish you were

couch potato cat is the cats meow

by Stupidity.I’m November 25, 2022

Couchmandude

That one dude that was on your couch once for a bit

I got a couchmandude hogging the tv in the living room

by Keveanureeves December 30, 2022

couch fries

Fries found in the cracks of couches but you still eat it

Damn you ate the couch fries.

by Full nudes January 15, 2023

Couching

The act of making love to a "big beautiful couch," otherwise known as a BBC.

"The other day I got caught couching by my mom."
"Bro the couch the couch was squeakier than Mickie mouse."

by RaT_DicK February 9, 2023

cloughmen

Nick name for a person who is always down to ride

Cloughmen will, when no when none else will

by foottone March 10, 2023

couch chip

that one crusty potato chip you found in the couch. you don't know how long it's been there, and it's begun to breed life, but you're pretty fuckin hungry so you decide to eat it.

bad idea.

Person 1: "I just a couch chip"
Person 2: "Oh fuck"

by BigManDouggieGExceptTheGIsLL March 28, 2023

couch licker

when you
when you lick couches

Stop licking couches you couch licker!

by bung linger April 19, 2023