chris kael

A badass motherfucker and leader of The Kael Army. Currently playing bass for Five Finger Death Punch.

Metal Bass Guitar Five Finger Death Punch Heavy Metal Beard The Beard Beards Spector Chris Kael

chris kael by Kommander Kael December 27, 2013

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Chris Pauled

When your stats and swag are look legit but exit the playoffs every year in the second round and don't win shit

Damn "Chris Pauled" again gotta get some character and personality quit relying on superficial shit so I can win.

Chris Pauled by spinjay210 May 18, 2017

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Chris Redfield

A man so sexy that he can make any man fuck his sister

You: have you heard about Chris redfield?
Me: you should not have said that

Chris Redfield by Chris kisser69 November 24, 2021

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Chris Harper Mercer

A based robot who killed 9 normalfags after brining the beta uprising meme into reality.

Some of you guys are alright don't go to school tomorrow if you are in the northwest.

Chris Harper Mercer was based.

Chris Harper Mercer by bgfbhfhfgghnfhfhffh December 14, 2022

chris kyle

The greatest, most badass soldier to every have been blessed to wear a US uniform, or any uniform for that matter. Rivals Chuck Norris in badassery. Has confirmed 160 kills as a sniper, claimed about 250. Did not stop until the job was done. A true American patriot. Loyal to his country, his men, and his family. Tragically killed by a mad vet whom he was trying to help. Rest in Peace Chris Kyle.

Chris Kyle is the most successful sniper in American history.

chris kyle by runnin'wild January 24, 2015

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Chris Bores

A hack, phony, plagiarizing pathetic imitator that due to his own lack of creativity must rip-off James Rolfe, the Angry Video Game Nerd.

That was one cool AVGN video, I bet in a few days Chris Bores will make one just like it.

Chris Bores by Jimmy Baba August 25, 2010

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Chris Rocked

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1. To be hit incredibly hard

2. To face the consequences of running your mouth

“He got real disrespectful so he got his shit Chris Rocked”

Chris Rocked by ChrisRockDeservedIt March 27, 2022

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