caliprate

Using calipers to confirm the dimensions of a finished product.

I need to caliprate this piston head, make sure it's in spec.

by Hephy June 9, 2015

California Speed

When you take the posted speed limit and add ten.

I got pulled over for going California Speed.

by Maxwell Harper October 31, 2015

california dairy shot

A sexual act in which a man gets beneath a pregnant woman while she is on all fours and squeezes her lactating breasts so that they shoot milk into his mouth.

Dave: "Did you hear what Tyler and his girl been doing?"
Will: "That California Dairy Shot type of shit?"
Dave: "Yeah. He knocked Elise up so now she be breast feeding him like a cow on a farm or some shit."

by Brandon Fraser May 12, 2016

Caliopy

A gentle giant. A dog. The best dog.

You are so Caliopy!!

by Sav(i)age July 25, 2016

Caliub

The best friend anyone could ever ask for! A real Ryder! Sweet nice all round best friend. Always there for u if u need. Through thick and thin won't ever leave u. One of the best guys I know

"Hey I need to move this weekend I know I'll call caliub for help!"

by StiNA TrASh WhITe August 19, 2016

California Cherry Crusher

The perfect name for a dick so massive and thick, it pops your girls other cherries, even if she ain't a virgin. Also known as the Maryland Anal Tugger. If you have one of these, beware, with great size comes the possibility of actually splitting someone in half.

Detective: What appears the cause of death?
Doc: It seems the girl had a California Cherry Crusher shoved inside her reproductive organs.
Detective: Good God! What kind of deadly weapon is that!?!
Doc: Nothin you own.

by IRHMP August 27, 2016

California Jailbreak

When you go to the bathroom on a date and slip out of the window without saying good bye.

"Every time I'm in an awkward scenario, the California Jailbreak is my go to" - Ty M

by BadHabitBass February 24, 2017