mad as crackers

Foolish, confused, crazy, deranged, not mentally sound. Used to describe someone who is no longer playing with a full deck of cards.

For lack of psychiatric care, Van Gogh eventually went mad as crackers, cut off his own ear and gave it to a prostitute.

by Jade.Green October 3, 2009

Gran-Cracker

An old white person; geriatric form of typical cracker

"I wanted to hit that gran-cracker with her own cane when she cut me off in the parking lot. She couldn't even see over the steering wheel anymore."

by Ushie December 15, 2008

Cracker mutt

White people who claim several white nationalities

Scott has German, French, Scottish, and Irish ansestors making him a cracker mutt

by Cryptic Plague June 22, 2018

Cracker Barrel

A made up story or “fact” that is taken at word and then circulated by word of mouth.

Did you ever hear the story about how Disney was frozen? Yeah, that’s a Cracker Barrel.

by IMR1fley April 3, 2019

Sodium Cracker

A word used in similar use to nigga, but for white people.

White dude: what's up my sodium cracker.
Black dude: wut up my sodium cracker
White dude: DA FUCK MAN YOU CANT SAY THAT SHIT UR NOT WHITE!

by S3baS1id3 June 14, 2019

Sandwich Cracker

A term your little cousin uses to describe your brother. Referring to the caucasian male sex.

Jaren is a Sandwich Cracker!

by Twin... July 11, 2011

Casino Cracker

Offensive term for Native American

Damn Casino Crackers hunting bison on my property again

by aajaeger December 29, 2020