crossed pipe-hawk

A Special Operations Paratrooper that is skilled in finessing local indigenous people into doing their bidding. A skilled negotiator and mediator that sometimes operates in the grey area between right and wrong (morally).
“Those hajis were crossed pipe hawked into fighting the taliban goat fuckers in Nagahan.” “The Soldier with the crossed pipe-hawk insignia bangs chicks named Amber”. “The crossed pipe-hawk is what Lewis and Clark used for their expeditionary symbol.”
by Lickity_slitickitty April 12, 2024
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Cross Country Toes

The condition that happens to cross country runners feet. Symptoms include toe pain, your toe nails may fall off, blisters on heel, and ripped skin on ball of foot.
Cx runner 1: Man my toes hurt a lot
Cx runner 2: Oh no you may need to check that out! You may have cross country toes!
by Imarunner:) October 18, 2023
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Cross Cancelling

when you accidently cross your balls in a knot and they fall off.
Hear about Jason's cross cancelling?
by Polyhedra October 20, 2022
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cross-jelqing

When you jelq so many times your penis forms a cross shape, inwhich you can pledge your allegiance to The Lord, Jelq-Jesus
"Oh you see that guy, Dave?"
"Yeah"
"I'm pretty sure that he was cross-jelqing last night"
by bananaxqc2.0 June 24, 2025
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Cross

ok
cross: ok
me: agreed <3
by yep_still_a_looser_:] October 19, 2021
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