Clubbing your clam

When a member of the "fairer" sex is to vigorously stimulate their nether regions...

"Babe, you might oughta slow down clubbing your clam, bitch there's smoke coming off that damn thang!"

by Um aranha do barriga March 14, 2013

One hand clam stand

Phrase: The act of placing one's fist into the vaginal cavity of said women while she is squatting. Then elevating woman off of her feet to put her on display for other enjoyment.

Guy 1: Dude did you see Arnold and that bitch in a one hand clam stand last night?
Guy 2: Yeah, It made for a good show with all the noise.

by Coochie Carnage May 17, 2013

dry heavin on the clam

When you go down on a woman and when you get really bad smell you start to dry heav

The HR lady would not leave Paul alone till he gave in to going down on her. The only problem was that when his nose got a wiff of her he started to dry heavin on the clam.

by Clamer August 12, 2017

juicing the clam

The female equivalent of spanking the monkey.

Sarah was late for dinner because she was juicing the clam.

by Moater Works December 30, 2017

Boiling The Clam

Boiling The Clam

When a woman masturbates in the shower using boiling hot water.

Female 1: Man, I'm having a hard time walking today
Female 2: Why?
Female: I was Boiling The Clam this morning.

by URBAN-IDIOM September 24, 2018

Long Island clam bath

When a man attempts the "pull out" method of contraception but waits too long before pulling out. The man ejaculates just as his penis is removed and bathes the woman's "clam", as is often done on Long Island.

I told him to pull out and not get any one me, but instead the schmuck gave me a Long Island clam bath.

Fuck dude, I gave her a Long Island clam bath, I hope she's not pregnant.

I waited too long, gave her the old Long Island clam bath.

by MP Oiler July 12, 2020

New England Clam Job

A male ejaculating into a vagina, and then immediately giving that female oral sex thus recieving some hot clam chowder.

Think hot white and creamy.

by Wyotech Chassis Fab. Dept. September 2, 2005