Because I Can!!

I say it... BECAUSE I CAN!!!!!

BFF:Why did you do that? Me:BECAUSE I CAN!!!

by TheYesLane124 March 25, 2022

I can change

A song from the 1999 movie South Park: Bigger, longer, uncut.

Some people say that I'm a bad guy
They may be right, they may be right.
But its not as if I don't try
I just fuck up. Try as I might.

But I can change, I can change.
I can learn to keep my promises, I swear it.
I'll open up my heart and I will share it.
Any minute now I will be born again.

Yes, I can change, I can change.
I know I've been a dirty little bastard.
I like to kill, I like to maim, yes, I'm insane, but it's okay 'cause I can change.

It's not my fault that I'm so evil
It's society, society.
You see, my parents were sometimes abusive
And it made a prick of me.

But I can change, I can change!
I can learn to keep my promises, I swear it!
I'll open up my heart and I will show it...
Any minute now I will be born again!

What if you remain a sandy little butthole?

Hey Satan! Don't be such a twit.
Mother Teresa won't have shit

On me!
Just watch, just watch me change here I go I'm changing!!!

Heeeeeeey Satan!

by THE REAL MAYO MAN July 16, 2021

Soup Can Pyro

A version of the Pyro from tf2 (aka team fortress 2

I hunted a Soup Can Pyro then ate it, and it was delicious

by Oberober99 May 14, 2021

I can breef.

Any law abiding citizen that never had any encounters with the police. Those that do have an encounter with the police follow the orders of the officer and don't run their mouth or become combative. A term used to say that because you respect the law "I can breef."

Bobby was able to go home to his family after being pulled over for speeding because he respected and obeyed the officer. Bobby told his wife about it and then said "I can breef."

by Donde Esta June 6, 2021

TAKE A SQUIRT CAN

A PARADOX as what is in THAT can when you lookget it.

There for your convenience to TAKE A LEAK and make yourself super insignificant.

RESORTS WORLD.

As remember URBAN has DEFINITION TAKE A SQUIRT CAN as enjoy the SODA OR PISS as do you know.

I need to take a leak and give the great hosts and hostesses hassle free theater visit as TAKE A SQUIRT CAN I have and TAKE A SQUIRT IN IT....and after I AM A SQUIRT CAN A TAKE because I drank the PISS TAnKAFULl.

The ALCHEMY for your child convenience as TAKE A SQUIRT CAN and be as RESORTSFUL as POOSSIBLE.

by METE MEAT MEET June 9, 2021

yohbjutb can Mmmjtveurr

A grievous insult meant to absolutely destroy your opponent without them ever finding out and leaving them absolutely confused and puzzled for the rest of the day. The combination of what seems to be a noun and a verb melded together gives the appearance that the real meaning is 'I'd hate to be you' or 'I couldn't care less what you say, do, or think,' yet its disorder keeps the real truth anonymous.

My enemy told me that my yohbjutb can Mmmjtveurr, but I just can't understand what it means or if it is even an insult at all.

by FoxyFlare June 16, 2021

Umut Ege Can

A very handsome boy with charismatic manners. If you see this sexy beast then you already know you're in for a wild night. Male and Female.

I had such a great time with Umut Ege Can last night.

by Umut Ege Can June 24, 2023