as helpful as tits on a bull

as helpful as tits on a bull something or someone that is more of a hindrance than a help

as helpful as tits on a bull my new refrigerator is more of a hindrance than is a help to me

by littlejimmie November 4, 2019

mr. bulldops

Maked up name from song "Get schwifty" in show "Rick and Morty" where mr. bulldops i said 2 times in fragment of song. Name by itself doesn't mean anything special.

Time to get Schwifty in here.
Gotta shit on the floor.
I'm Mr. Bulldops.

by Peppy11 March 24, 2017

bullshitter

One who talks shit, never has anything to back it up and never admits to talking shit.

Art is a classic bullshitter. He talks out of his ass and never backs up anything he says but he will never admit it.

by Mery Lopez. August 4, 2005

bull dike

see rosie o'donnell. . . . . . . . . . .. . . . . . . . . . . . .

yo rosie o'donnell is a bull dike

by jesuslover January 20, 2007

Bullet Time

The slow motion effect used in many movies and videogames, such as The Matrix and Max Payne. Originally used in hit sci fi film The Matrix, it is now used often in many places such as PC game Max Payne, Mission: Impossible 2 and on many TV shows.

Neo dived back and avoided the bullets using Bullet Time.

by Antony May 28, 2004

bull root

A bell end of unimaginable proportions. A complete and utter cunt.
A toss pot that usually attempts to appear superior in their use of English by using words that nobody actually understands. Usually the person attempting to use these words has not only, no idea how to spell them but what also they mean, thus cementing the audience's initial impression that the user of the said words is in fact a bell end.

Timmy Architect to rich client - "yaaaahhh, i need to relate this back into the adjusted matrix and then issue the next tranche of juxtapositional installations."

what an utter bull root.

by McLoxy March 26, 2007

dirty bulker

An uneducated and improper way of gaining mass. This is done by eating extremely high fat and low protein foods (McDonald's, Ho-Hos, etc..) with little if any weight lifting. The would-be jabroni does gain mass - Yes, but it is almost entirely fat, defeats the purpose and is next to impossible to cut.

Ian: "Hey have you seen Leroy lately? He's been pounding those Twinkies and Big Macs. He said he's bulking up and trying to get diesel, but all he did was end up a fat ass."

Mike: "Yeah, I know. Dude needs to pick up an MD, you know - a Muscular Development (magazine)... He's such a dirty bulker. So un-diesel."

Both: Lol.

by Michael Davison December 27, 2007