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Baking A Brownie

The process for a male defecating, using a syringe to suck up the feces, then injecting it into his urethra.
Bro 1: I saw Jeremiah baking a brownie last night.
Bro 2: An actual brownie or...
Bro 1:Nah bro. I might upload the video I took to r/cornedbeefaproved.
by Toughkneigh February 1, 2020
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beaning

similar to nutting, except you are allot more bored (see Quaranbean)
A- "want to hang out"
B-"nah, ive got some serious beaning to do"
by Nerd_Rages April 1, 2020
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baking cookies

by joe69lolxd April 2, 2020
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Baking Cakes

Exercise that builds the booty.
These heavy weighted squats got us baking cakes!
by HERMOSA54 May 19, 2020
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Breaking The Speed Limit

When referencing the act of getting high on methamphetamine.

Deriving from the act of breaking the speed limit being commonly known as speeding. Put 2 and 2 together on meth and you got a slang phrase born to inconspicuously depicting the act of getting high on methamphetamine.
1)I intend to break the speed limit after work by getting high on methamphetamine.

Conspicuous use:

do you still break the speed limit? (Receiver if question being familiar with getting high on methamphetamine lingo)

wanna come over and break the speed limit in the basement with my new fire toy racing equipment? (Also intended for someone who understands that the act of breaking the speed limit is considered speeding and speeding is also used to describe getting High on meth)
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Beaning

When you pour a can of beans onto a sleeping person as a prank
Jerald: Yo, you want to do a beaning?
Max: Sure, but who?
by HrjttamblynGod June 24, 2020
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beating a chimp

While spanking the monkey defines masturbating, beating a chimp is getting punched in the balls multiple times, causing you to make chimp like noises
Beating a chimp: to punch the male genitalia at a rapid pace

Pete: Dave broke up with his girlfriend
Bob: how'd that go?
Pete: well, she beat a chimp
Bob: what's that mean?
Pete: well all i can say was his balls hurt afterwards
by Beating a Chimp July 5, 2020
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