This is when a person needs to shit so they completely remove their pants and underwear. Then they shove a water hose into their butthole and turn it on to fill their rectum with as much water as possible. They finally bend and push out the water shooting the shit like a mini missile. This is used for self enjoyment, onto a victim (prank), or as a sexual act.
1. I felt a mean turd pushing through so I ran to the water hose and did a Brownie Blast.
2. Last weekend was great. I can't believe you Brownie Blasted Chang while he was sleeping!
3. My wife keeps getting kinkier and kinkier. Last night she wanted me to brownie blast her face.
2. Last weekend was great. I can't believe you Brownie Blasted Chang while he was sleeping!
3. My wife keeps getting kinkier and kinkier. Last night she wanted me to brownie blast her face.
by Cockadylious September 25, 2014
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Are you kidding me? You've never heard of the good ol' FAST N BLAST!! It's my go to but make sure to wear goggles.
Are you kidding me? You've never heard of the good ol' FAST N BLAST!! It's my go to but make sure to wear goggles.
by Squid's House October 6, 2013
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Get the Hersey Blast mug.Blasting a fair maiden with your fingers past the threshold of making your arm tired and powering through like a dirty jackhammer until your muscles seize up. Sort of like John Henry hammer digging his way through a mountain until his heart exploded.
I'm gonna make her totally squart for 17 hours using my Kamikaze Finger Blast. I wont be able to whack off for a fortnight, but it will be worth it.
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